We have a lot of Italian in the family, so excess hair can be a problem.
My ex-husband actually liked it alot. He said I really kept him warm on those cold nights.
However, my new boyfriend is a little off-put by it. He said it reminds him of making love to his Uncle JoBob, whatever that is supposed to mean.How can I remove excess hair from my back without shaving or waxing?
You could try Nair. That stuff works pretty well.
So he had an Uncle JoBob? That's funny. I remember making love to some guy named JoBob. He was hairy as $hit too. That's how I heard about using Nair. Maybe it was his Uncle! What a small, hairy world huh?How can I remove excess hair from my back without shaving or waxing?
Step 1
Shave it. Shaving is a popular way to remove unwanted hair, although hair tends to grow back quickly.
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Step 2
Use a depilatory product, which temporarily removes hair by chemically dissolving it. When purchasing a depilatory product, be sure it is formulated for the area of the body on which you intend to use it. Do a sensitivity test before using it on large areas, and follow directions carefully.
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Step 3
Consider waxing every 4 to 6 weeks, in which you apply hot or cold wax to an area of the skin with unwanted hair. The hair adheres to the wax and is removed when the wax is peeled off. Because waxing removes hair at the root, regrowth occurs slowly.
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Step 4
Tweeze it. Tweezing removes hair at the root, but is not practical for large areas of hair.
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Step 5
Think about electrolysis. Using an electrical current, this process can remove some hair permanently by destroying the hair follicle. Home electrolysis devices are available, but most people opt for professional treatment. Large areas of unwanted hair may require several sessions.
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Step 6
Laser it. Laser treatment destroys hair follicles, but may not result in permanent hair removal. Laser treatments should be performed by a licensed professional.
I would use smooth away, which you can buy online, at target, or most drugstores. You could also use Nair or Veet. If I were you, I would use waxing because the hair will grow back slower than if you Nair-ed it or smoothed it away. The hair will also grow back thinner if you wax.
May i recommend a lightsabre, bella donna.
Perhaps it's not the hair that causes the reminder? Smells are the biggest memory jogger, so try drinking something other than Moon shine and eat something other than chewing tobacco. IMHO
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Tell him he's not a real man because you have more hair on the smaller back than on his entire body. Oh, and any guy who cares about hair (unless its a beard on a woman) is too much a woman to be a real man! Real men like women, regardless of a little nape/back hair. LOL
I don't think you want to remind him of Uncle JoBob. If your husband was facing him....uh, well that's going to be uncomfortable for you. I usually do my wife's back with duct tape and crazy glue. Removes hair and leaves a rosy ';glow'; on her back.
i'd bleach it if i were you- doesnt hurt, and it looks so much nicer- you cant see it. its an easy solution. its not that he can FEEL the hair- he sees it. thats why he notices; if its not there, youll be fine. besides, bleaching materials is max like 20 dollars. :]
Doggy style and den bost d nut on yuh back and put on a shirt as soon as dat happens. Then when you takes off the shirt, it go dry and pull off the hairs with it.
Sorry if dat is too close to waxing.
Now you have to admit that is funny. I think I remember Uncle JoBob. LILF has the best answer, although a little difficult to sleep on, it will keep the hair sanded off.
it depends where you want to remove the hair, instead of Veet or Nair, have u tried threading? It can be painful @ 1st but after awhile the pain subsides and the hair stays gone for a while.
Well, I used to have this green stuff were you put some on, and wait for a few minutes. Then, take a plastic stick, and wipe it off. I forgot what it was called it is in a green bottle.
You can either use that brand called smooth away which smooths your skin with out hurting you and it removes hair or you can either pull out your hair with help from someone.
theres this new product called smooth away. you can purchase it at cvs for about 12 dollars. it can remove hair from almost wherever you want it to. that will probably work best.
Either he doesn't last very long, or he doesn't put you on your stomach enough. Grass doesn't grow on a playground. I always preferred to wear it away naturally. No woman I date ever has to wax or shave anything.
i can't say that i blame him. if you don't want to shave or wax, the only other options would be a cream like nair, or laser hair removal.
lazer hair removal , or pull every hair out one by one ... waxing and shaving are really the only other way... my sister is italian and has a hairy back .. it makes me giggle , because its friggen gross.
Nair it !
Nair works miracles, It slightly burns, But I would defiantly go for that. It is cheap and fast, Unlike tweezers and lazer hair removal .
You have cats, yes? Have you not noticed the similarity between a cat's tongue and epilator?
Just let it grow Uncle JoBob's nephew will get use to it sooner or later. If he really has a problem with it make a deal with him that you'll shave if he'll eat your pie.
Win -Win
Lots of options
laser hair removal
tweezers
smooth away
nair
tweezers or smooth away. there is also lazer hair removal but you probably wont want that if you don't want to wax or shave it.
Nair hair removal. It works amazingly on all hair thickness.
You could try to burn it off, but remember to keep you cigarette away from the gasoline until you are ready.
Try a Personal Touch hair removal tool. It won't shave it off but it will trim it way down without stubble growing back. Good luck!!!
Your new boy frann make love to uncle JoBob?
you need that back hair so i can pull on you like horse when we dog style.
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You have to take em as you find em if he has an issue tell him to hit the raod....
Uncle JoBob gets around--you might want to get tested.
I use Nair like sunscreen. I'm permanently as smooth as a bowling ball.
Smooth it away with smooth away.
Buff unwanted hair.
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Let me pull it out with my teeth, one-by-one, while we're making sweet, hot animal love....
Just don't expect me to spoon afterwards. I've got other chicks to go bang.
Tweezers.
Also why does your boyfriend know what making love to his Uncle JoBob is like?
